Surely, you’ve heard that laughter is the best medicine. Hearing a funny joke and having a good sense of humor makes life more enjoyable. Since April is National Humor Month, the jokes are on us. Here’s some dental humor to give you a good laugh!
1. What does the dentist of the year get?
A little plaque.
2. What kind of teeth do deer have?
Buck teeth.
3. Why did the pie go to the dentist?
To get a filling.
4. Why did the smartphone go to the dentist?
It had Bluetooth.
5. What do you call a dentist’s advice?
Flossophy.
6. What do you call a bear without teeth?
A gummy bear.
7. What’s a dentist’s favorite musical instrument?
A ‘tuba’ toothpaste.
8. What was the gingerbread man’s diagnosis?
Gingervitis.
9. What do dentists call their X-rays?
Tooth-pics.
10. What time is it when you have a toothache?
Tooth-hurty.
11. According to Austin Powers, why do teeth need sealants?
Because they’re groovy baby!
12. What has teeth but can’t eat?
A comb.
13. What do you call a dinosaur who flosses his teeth?
A flossoraptor.
14. Johnny has 32 candy bars, then he eats 18 of them. What does Johnny have now?
Johnny has cavities.
15. What did the tooth say to the probe?
Stop poking me because you’re getting on my nerves.
16. What did the dentist say to the golfer?
You have a hole in one.
17. We brush our teeth at night to keep our teeth. Why do we brush our teeth in the morning?
To keep our friends.
18. My dentist told me I need a crown. I was like I know, right?
19. Stop making toothpaste jokes, ORAL B mad!
20. Be kind to your dentist because he has fillings too.
21. The molar bear is fighting against enamel cruelty.
22. You don’t have to floss all your teeth, just the ones you want to keep.
23. I wasn’t complimenting you when I said you had deep pockets.
24. Lying through your teeth does not count as flossing.
25. Better late than never does not apply to dental appointments.
26. Be true to your teeth, or they will be false to you.
27. Not flossing is the equivalent of wiping your butt cheeks and skipping the crack. (TMI…sorry, not sorry!)
28. When a grownup loses a tooth, we have to pay the Tooth Fairy to bring us a new one.
29. Ignore your teeth, and they will go away.
30. We know the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth.
We hope that put a smile on your face. At Berger Dental, we like to have fun and make each patient’s visit a pleasant one. If you would like to schedule an appointment, call us at 954-344-4488, or complete an online appointment request to schedule your consultation.